Aug. 13–So you and your soon-to-be spouse think it would be funny to shock the guests and have some crazy song played at your wedding or as the first dance song at your reception. My advice: DON’T!

Here’s the unofficial list of the “top 10 songs NOT to play at your wedding”:

1) Love Stinks (J Geils Band)

2) Ex-Girlfriend (No Doubt)

3) You Shook Me All Night Long (AC DC)

4) Why Don’t We Get Drunk…(Jimmy Buffet)

5) Every Rose Has It’s Thorn (Poison)

6) Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For (U2)

7) Gold Digger (Kanye West)

8) Stupid Girl (Garbage)

9) Womanizer (Britney Spears)

10) Fairytale of New York (The Pogues)

Enough said.